Damnit man its been months

Sorry its been afew months I'll try to get back to business......

I'm working my ass off this summer, my company made its transition and has consolidated with 5 other companies....I now do all fleet maintenance for 3 of those companies...busy me.

I want to see transformers....my wife won't let me....

I now eat only sherbet ice cream...Its really as health-concious as i get.

I have a dog with a pissing problem.

I saw the Movie Pathology. Its a complete Mindfuck, i mean who can do an autopsy on their own girlfriend? Shit like that does not keep you stable.

I think casey anthony needs to die....soon....is it done yet?

I like linkin park, The band REV THEORY is awesome too.

Far from over is a great song. It gets you motivated for revenge. only problem is I have no one to seek revenge upon..........I need an arch enemy...a Nemesis if you will....someone will will get me down, just so I can rise up and beat their ass into oblivion...I think that would be a terrific self esteem booster.

The Zombies around these here parts have been rather silent over the last few months. I guess even Zombies are afraid of Sunburns in this heat.

Cooler days are coming, the zombies will lurk again...I assure you. Get fresh ammo for your Zombie Defense Kits.

Load up children and remember....ZOMBIE DEFENSE...YES! YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO!!!!

Cheerio.....I'm back..Hooray!!!

Linkin Park Kicks Ass

Linkin Park - New Divide (Official Video) HQ
by wonderful-life1989

The Times...They are a changin'

So I hear some news...... about investors coming in and that my company's employment worries are over. I'm still skeptical but I have been told that business is moving to the paradise/Bridgeport area, and I'm getting a professional upgrade the likes I have never beared witness to. Air conditioned office, Massive shop, new shop tools, and I get to stay employed. Hells yeah, bring on the change. (NOt your change Obama....I don't like you or your change.)

Dude, That's a fucking Possum!!!!

I have come to the conclusion that Mario Kart Wii is the most cheatin' ass game you will ever play, I just can't fuckin' win at that game.........that's because it was made by the Nazis.

Do you have any Idea how hard it is to pull a transmission out from underneath a truck while it is sitting on the ground..... alone? It sucks ass.

I seriously need to clean my shop up and get it organized for the big move.....I hear its coming in a few short days.... So much for notice huh.

I guess I'm only good at killing things on the Wii. Stick to what you're good at I always say.

I think I want a Koala Bear as a pet....judging by photo #4 It looks like a cute, well domesticated animal......Hopefully it will be good around children.

Back to work.......Yea!!!!!!

I don'y care what anyone says... THE ECONOMY STILL BLOWS!

Silicone alley is right, Obama isn't great and is not doing a "great Job". My company is barely afloat right now. A little help down south please.

I've got plenty of trucks to work on, but no money for parts........ I'm dying here.

It seems i'm working on getting rid of more trucks than i'm actually repairing....Does that mean i'm slowly cutting my own throat?

I gotta poo

I still want to buy resident evil 5

My minion co-worker is afraid he is the next to get laid-off. I'm doing my damndest to keep him on board.

Speaking of on board, I want a boat.

Go to diamonds in Bridgeport and buy a Sgt. Randy White T-shirt. They are only 10.00 and the money goes to his family......GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BUY A T-SHIRT... NOW. I know the economy sucks, but at least your family still has you......think about that.

Come on Obama, Get off my nuts and fix the damn economy already. People are still without jobs. Isn't that what we elected you for?

I'm beginning to worry about the future here.

But for now it's back to work...

oh yeah....gotta poo first...then work. cheerio.

I've been out of it.....................ok here I am

It's been a while, I've been busy with a whole bunch of crap lately....but I now have a little free time.

We sent crews to pennsylvania to maintain new wells......so far so good. were still employed.

• My work computer CPU shit its guts earlier this week. I had to "frankenstein" a different computer together so I would not lose any of my saved info. I'm using it now.

I got my yard mowed, I haven't mowed it since I bought the House. It was a real nice "ownership feeling. I drank a beer while mowing in the dark......

Work is slow but steady now, I'm using the company shop to help rebuild a company partner's racecar.... It's nice to know I could run a "fallback business" if I needed to.

I've had a "near 300.00 balance with my Matco Dealer for Quite some time now...once it gets over 300 it rolls onto my main account balance. then i'll have to pay on it. I'm desperately trying to avoid that.

Remember to wear your Damn safety goggles.

I want to hit someone really hard........preferably with a big stick.

I found a $4 dollar winning lottery ticket......

I want breakfast........and a hula hoop.

Resident evil the umbrella chronicles blows ass compared to resident evil 4. It's just not the same.

Tracking Zombies is easy and quite fun....stay armed though, or it won't be fun when you find one.

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do..... I prefer Dos Equis." "Stay thirsty my friends."

Bud light with lime is better.

my friend and co-worker's 21st birthday is on may 13th. I need a bottle of tequila.

My tool guy is pressing me to get past the 300 dollar limit.....

"STOP PRESSIN' ME FOOL!"

I gotta work now.... Stay safe and Wear your safety goggles....don't be a dipshit like carol.

Somber Tuesday.......

Funeral for Sgt. Randy White is at 11 am first Baptist Church Decatur tx. Burial to follow in Weatherford at memory gardens.

Visitation last night was an awe-inspiring sight to say the least. The family was escorted to the funeral home by multiple police agencies. The city of Bridgeport had new Town colors Last night, Not maroon....but RED and BLUE. You can see how greatly he will be missed just by the visitation turned out. GOd bless Sgt White. He's now going 10-41 on his new assignment: Walking the beat in the crime-free wonder of heaven...... A place that is truly deserving of his caliber.

Thank you for all of your service to the citizens of Bridgeport. Your tour of duty in this life has ended, but for the ones you left behind.... we'll continue to fight the good fight in your honor. Godspeed Sgt. White forever #804.

If any of you see a law enforcement officer or medic/EMT, or firefighter running down the streets with lights and sirens...take a moment and say a little prayer for them. You all know what they do...They are the first line of defense keeping you safe. They put themselves in harms way everyday so that you are able to carry out your daily lives worry-free, and at times make the ultimate sacrifice.....Thank them for the job that they do, and thank God that our lord has blessed us with people willing to answer our cries for help, so that they may keep us safe.

Thank you to all emergency personnel, we are endebted to you and cannot thank you enough.

God bless you all...............

And just so you know...

York is in Wise Co. Jail on Captial murder charges, That piece of Garbage just needs to die.

Sgt Randy white you will never be forgotten.......Rest in Peace.

OFFICER DOWN.... God be with you and your family.

My heart goes out to Sergeant White's family... My thoughts and prayers are with you.
Being A Bridgeport resident, it hits home closely. I do appreciate the tight-knit community that we live in.

The citizens of Bridgeport have lost a great man, and an outstanding officer. Godspeed Sergeant White, may the Lord and his angels watch over you.

Sergeant Randy White, End of Watch: Thursday April 2, 2009.

(To stephen York, In my opinion, you're damn lucky you escaped the way you did, DAMN YOU, I know it might be some comfort to Sergeant White's family to know that he is in heaven continuing his watch, while you; you will soon burn in HELL! You are truly nothing more than a worthless piece of trash. The true scum of Wise county...SHITBAGS LIKE YOU.

A Loving Husband and Father is gone because of you ridiculous actions.....you will Pay Dearly.

Where the HELL have I been, I missed my introduction!

Damn, I know its been a while but between work and House life, I'm about spent.

Lots of changes at work, lots of people coming, lots of people going......Of course, the douchebags went first.....(stupid bitch..y'all know who I'm talking about.)

I beat the resident evil 4 game, but my zombie killing itch has not been tamed.... I've had thoughts of going to the nearest cemetery and digging someone up just to shoot them while screaming... " fucking zombie bitch.. thought you'd get one over on me huh?"

It's all good though, resident evil 5 just came out.... the only down side... it's not on the nintendo Wii. It's just not the same when you can't move your hands, and actually point at the target to shoot, or actually slash the zombie with your Wii remote like its really a knife.... It's kinda depressing when you think about it.

Thanks for the Concern Landshark.... I don't know what the hell happened but I'm still having those eerie feelings that something bad is coming... but nothing yet...I guess we'll see eventually what it means. But, I do appreciate the con cern....But, Nope, I'm not dead.

Some oilfield companies are to the point of shutting the doors now, and I'll admit we are a little slow here, but the Fleet department has not been busier. Company vehicles getting turned in when people leave, getting fixed up and then re-issued. It makes for a lot of work.

I'm working on something kinda big right now.... really big... let's just say more peas in the pod later on....we'll see how that goes....I let y'all know my progress with that later.

Some drunk bastard tryed to side swipe me on the highway this morning. I calmly cussed him out through my window and flipped him off... he did not look to happy with that. He followed me to work. I got out when I pulled in the driveway and awaited his arrival. When he got there he saw me waiting and just kept going..............Pussy.

Nothing racist here but It seems that the only drunks I find on the roads in broad daylight are hispanic....whats up with that?

Well, thats all for now... I'll post later, I need to scan for new material... but in case you haven't noticed... I'm baaaaaaacck!!! Cherio!

Yep, A long week indeed

So, a little after 4 monday morning, I finally get my guys back on the road. By then though it was too late to go back to bed. They made it to Pennsylvania, Damn i'm good.

Now sitting here on thursday it seems every vehicle we have is breaking down.

I towed that wrecked truck from last weekend in. It was FUBAR.

Hell yeah, It's porkchop night!!!!!! hooray for porkchops.

I had a car jack fail, The damn truck fell on me. it hurt.

I have had a dark feeling that something bad is going to happen to me. I have had this feeling for about 2 weeks, The one day that I didn't get that feeling; the next day that damn truck fell on me. Now i've got that feeling again. I guess i'll know to stay home when i don't have the feeling anymore.

I'm tired, its home time.

Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered.......(thanks Bob_)

This is f***ed up, I gotta be at work in 4 hours

So, I get a phone call at 12:15 ths morning, yes, 2 hours ago. I have a Roustabout crew on the way to Pennsylvania, well thay stop at a hole in the wall gas station to fill up. Unfortunately for all parties involved, they fill a DIESEL truck up with 70% ethanol gasoline.... hooray for me.

So I have it arranged for them to get towed to the nearest diesel station, Have them drain the fuel tank, put diesel in said tank, and prime the Chevy Diesel to start..... This is going to be a long damn night. Oh, did I mention that I am in Bridgeport Texas, and they are somewhere close to the Illinois/Indiana border? Yea, Sucks for me, sucks worse for them........ I'll post later and let you know how the saga ends.

A great weekend to a miserable end of week

This last weekend was great, you know, with nice warm sunny weather.......What the HELL happened?!

Its a terrible morning, the rain just sucks, and the cold isn't any better.

I have a damn cold! the sinus drainage is killing me.

I'm working on me another toyota today.

I'm killing zombie priests on resident evil 4 now, out of the evil village and into a damn castle. still addicted..............more zombie killing posts to follow......

One of my co-workers got rear-ended at like 75 mph monday evening on 199 at the salt creek store...... he got cited for not having a drivers liscence. The dumb-ass that hit him, witnesses say: did not even touch his brakes. The driver of the other vehicle was an illegal immigrant with a mexico I.D. no insurance either. The trooper I hear was hispanic as well, and just let the illegal driver go with a few tickets. Why was he not detained and deported? I'm sorry but in our current fianancial crisis, american citizens need any job that they can get. If these immigrants cant drive or keep insurance like the rest of us, they don't need to be driving on our streets without punishment. But thats just my opinion. comment me and let me know what you think.

time to work.......later.

One more chance thursday

The Jackie Murphree benefit lunch at the First United Methodist Church in Decatur was today at 11am thru 2pm. If you didn't make it today, be sure you go on Thursday at 11am. Jackies family is raising funds to send Jackie to China for stem cell treatment. Jackie was involved in a car accident with a drunk driver that since Aug 17 2007 has left Jackie in a minimally conscious state. Please support Jackie so she can get the treatment she needs to possibly regain what she lost in that accident.

Thanks for all your support and please: pray for Jackie!

It would piss me off, getting Raped and Murdered for helping people

• SO, these 2 guys blow a tire right in front of my "establishment for conducting business." Anywho I find one of the rummaging around in the yard. So he finally finds me and asks if he could use a Jack to remove said blown tire. Now he was about one of the shadiest, creepy people i've seen in a good long while, but I said that I could help. So, I get a bottle jack and my cordless impact gun and proceed with said creepy man to his truck.
• I arrive at the truck and to my suprise (and possible demise) another man comes out of the vehicle.
• They stand over me as I remove said blown tire from the vehicle. I keep looking over my shoulder to see if either one of them pulls out a gun or knife. I don't feel like getting shanked today.
• Anywho they take the rim and a friend picks them up and escorts them into town to get a new tire.
• When they return I go out there and re-install their new tire. They thank me, shake may hand and introduce themselves...........Ones name is Levett, the other is Psycho- psycho gave me his cell number and said if I need a sweet deal on a tattoo, give him a call (its saved in my phone as proof)
• The funny thing is.... right before they took off they asked me where the nearest unemployment office is.....Believe me, with what they looked like.....they didn't need to fill out any applications.
• and that has been the highlight of my day so far.
• I'm hungry......LUNCH TIME!!!!
  

Weeks almost over...Where's my paycheck?

• I'm already hungry this morning.
• I now have to make semi-monthly trips to weatherford for vehicle inspections. This is where a company vehicle would be awesome.
• The killer Flu is running rampid around the workplace.
• I better not get it. I'd be pissed.
• I have a massive antenna hanging 20ft over my house that needs to come down. All the guy wires are broken and i'm afraid that it will fall on my roof.
• I need to catch up on a lot of paperwork.
• So for some god awful reason, I can't seem to put down the controller for Resident Evil 4 on the WII. It's my heroine so to speak. I'm hooked like a fat kid on a cupcake. Go and get the damn game already. I woke up in the middle of the night with druggie twitches to play.....so I played......then died a few times......got my fix.........and went back to bed. I'm telling you....addicted.
• Unfortunately its time to work. Cherio!
  
  
  

This is Madness!....madness?....this is TUESDAY!!!

• So one of our illustrious employees got his liscence revoked and had to park his truck. well, when I received said truck it appeared that the left side of said truck was held together by massive amounts of electrical tape. After surveying hundreds of dollars in damage to said vehicle I get an estimate together and try to begin work on said truck. Now I find out that he got his liscence back and is needed back on the job. I can't give him the truck back in its current condition. So, I gave him the best truck I had to offer, and gave him notice that if I did not get this new truck back in the same condition that I gave it to him, I would pull his spine out his ass, and bludgeon the hell out of him with it. I think I put the fear of god in the poor boy.
• Great story though wasn't it? Just thought I'd share. Enjoy your tuesday. and remember keep your vehicle clean and maintained. Or your spine may find itself coming out of your ass. Gracias.
  

OOOOH....the quickness

• So my boss just stopped me and started griping about why I knew about getting a truck inspected for a week and yet didn't get a purchase order and get the inspection done.....
• My cunning, quick, cat-like reflexes kicked in and I hastily responded...." that crew has not been able to get the truck inspected for the last wek because you have kept them out of the yard until after 6pm, therefore all of the inspection establishments we use are closed."
• All he said to me was....Thats good enough for me. Oooooh the quickness of me dodging the bullet!
• The truck is finally getting inspected today.
• I wish Tuesday provided free donuts as well.
• I'm debating getting breakfast on my next outing, that is if the wife will approve my spending.
• WORK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! bye bye.
  
  
  

Almost home time.

• lets get one thing straight, I'm a god fearing man, but the boat pic is just funny.
• Thanks anObiter for the shout out. I'm glad you enjoy.
• I tried to walk on water once.......water is slippery though.
• I wonder if there are any donuts left in my office.
• Close now.... freedom from the cage known as work!
• but for now I still have to work. until next time.....good evening...infidels!!!!!!
  

Resident Evil 4 for Nintendo WII

• The Donuts were good by the way.
• So my wife bought Resident Evil 4 for our WII for like 17.00 at game stop.
• After figuring out the controls, I have come to learn that it is one of the best games ever.....
• I mean come on, who doesn't enjoy kick ass Zombie annihilating mayhem? huh?
• I suggest you go and get the game.....NOW. You want to be in tune with your Zombie killing ableness when they actually show up don't you.
• Like the poster says. The Z day is coming... Don't be a Loser, be a survivor! GO AND GET A WEAPON!!!