Friday, January 30, 2009


  • My company just opened a new office in Granbury.
  • Did you know that CHEWBACCA lives in granbury? Just thought you should know.
  • ok i'm tired. Cherio.

Friday! About Damn Time

  • My boss is out of town, and I seem to be doing a good job of taking care of the business.
  • The hounding Bitch is fed up with me, She won't talk to me anymore. Thats not very nice of her.
  • Driving down Hale street in decatur I saw a funeral home van at a house, the funeral people were carrying a body out of the house at the time i passed by. Thats not the creepy part though, 3 blocks away at the exact same time, another funeral home was at another house collecting another body. I was creepified, is this "The Happening?" or just a bad omen for me. I'm scared, somebody hold me.....
  • I've been busting my ass to get all my work affairs in order, after 10 hours I believe i'm on top of it.
  • "Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf kicks ass.
  • I have a Voodoo coyote skull on my Desk. I say it wards off Evil people so they stay away from my desk. It really works against Hounding Hardcore bitches.
  • Arby's sounds good.
  • The movie "300" is a good wholesome family oriented movie, 5 stars by me.
  • THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!! and to LANDSHARK.........WHOOOOOOO!!
  • Is it Happy Hour yet?
  • I was told by a co-worker that told me that the brakes on his truck didn't work on ice........ "well no shit, sherlock. I'm no genious but I don't think ANY brakes work on ice.
  • By the way, Sherlock Holmes Died in Plano yesterday. Yep sherlock holmes.
  • I'm juiced, home time.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Hooray Thursday!!

  • After 2 Icy days of slowness, I'm back to full swing at the workplace, How about you?
  • I'm so far behind on paperwork, I need another minion to do my evil bidding or me just so I can catch up.
  • Have you ever had that feeling that someone is trying to ruin your professional life? I have one Hounding me Hardcore. She is like one of those pesky ducks you see above, trying to rape my ass down.
  • Stupid bitch has tried, but keeps screwing up. The more she fails, the prettier I look. If you want to get rid of me, you had better try a lot harder than that. Bitch.
  • I never did get those taquitos.
  • It's friggin cold outside, and I have to work out in it.
  • I have a junky diesel heater warming my shop. Its been 4 hours and the inside temp is only 28 degrees. This Blows.
  • Chicken strips sound good for lunch right about now.
  • I can eat anyone under the table but won't gain an ounce, wierd.
  • I think i'm too scrawny, the wife thinks otherwise.
  • My co-worker just had a baby girl. I got a cigar!!!!! (no not a bubblegum one)
  • My tool fianance bill is 4 figures isn't that sick? Hey, it makes the paycheck though.
  • I'm spent. I'm going back to work.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Demotivation...Cheaper than a Dimebag, and more satisfying.

Stupid people bother me.
From Icy sheet of Death, to Tanning weather in 12 hours. Texas weather is rather annoying.
I never could hold down a Braums cheeseburger for more than 1 hour.
The cost of a car battery is outrageous!
I Love my Wife.
My boss said to me today that "Everyone has a story." I want you to stop and think a minute..... If you have a story, Is yours worth Publishing? At times I think my Story isn't really a story, but more of a Picture book.
I want some Taquitos..... Now.
Tax time is coming, Get your Hyperventilation bags ready!
I love My kids.
Rock music, (if you just listen to the music, not the words) gets you motivated to go do something. Country Music makes you depressed and then lets self-harmful thoughts creep into your head. Damn that country Music.
when my kids want to walk down the street, I have them walk around the nearby cemetery instead. It seems to be the safest place for my kids to walk without getting hit by a damned Loon.
Thats ALL, i'll post later when something else wanders in my head.
So..... How about them Taquitos!