dont you just love a job that damn near consumes you. I oughta call Rape every once in a while!

So my job title changed and i have a lot more shit to do, yet my pay stays the same. (Rape 1)

Its hot as hell and i still have to work in the shop (Rape 2)

Upside: I now have a pretty office that i do my office stuff in.

oh wait i have to share it with another manager who is a complete fucking douche bag (ASS Rape 3)

So had some old friends find my old lady on facebook and told her that they had a boat and want to hang out with us at the lake. I have a boat too. "what a coincidence" I'm thinking. Then I remember who exactly they were back in the good ol' days and that song by Craig Morgan pops in my head, The song is called "Redneck Yacht Club"

Still have that damn Bald Feline from hell, Just like clowns, that cat is the devils idea of what is funny. I spayed that bitch though. (Point MacGyver)

So MacGyver is my new nickname at work now. Apparently i can do some pretty nifty shit using damn near nothing. (Macgyver, FUCK YEAH!)

My office phone has my name on the display for my extension. Too bad my name on the phone is THERESA and i cant manage to change it. (Rape 4)

I need money, i'm broke.

Has anyone seen my rape whistle?

I'm coming to terms with the fact that I slip further and further to evilness and insanity everyday.

Zombies are still coming goddamnit!!!! Pack your shit! Were heading to Gander Fuckin' Mountain!

So, while ive been out the last year.....

• I got a boat back in may, its bad ass! trying to get it to plane down is a bitch, what do i need to do, change the pitch on the prop, or get a damn hydrofoil? anyone smarter than me on this?


• if you wore a shrt like that in wise county, you'd be the one getting "homicide'd".


• speaking of rape, cookis anyone? Nothing says rape like cookies.


• the wife hates the music i listen to, but in my opinion, she listens to the weirdest shit.


• i fear zombies are beginning to like the cold, and the cemetery here is getting stocked with fresh occupants, its coming i tell you...............by the way i want this stoller.


• I think justin bieber is a girl.


• toyota tundras are kick ass rides.


• gotta go happy new year!

Jesus H Christ< its been forever! somebody tell me where ive been

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• . sorry ive been dead for a while, or in a work induced coma for over a freaking year, my bad. wont happen again
• good news for all oilfield employees like myself, business round these here parts is picking up. lots of work going down San Antonio way, and its keeping me going constantly.
• ever had that feeling people are watching you in the shower... when your washing your "no no spots" your afraid to touch them because you fear you'll hear giggling. i get that a lot.
• Hugs are legit, not in dark areas though. that equals jail time, and a lifetime of having your picture under the "petterass" section of the wise county messenger on halloween.
• speaking of petterasses, i havent seen "The Big Lebowski" in a while.
• Go See It...................NOW
• I did find a new computer game thats fun.... "Mr Jones' Graveyard Shift". you start and build up a cemetery and bury people for money. like rollercoaster tycoon....for creepy morbid folks like myself.
• I missed you guys, send comments, i have hundreds to look through.
• i have a hairless cat.......The Devil created hairless cats.
• I came home today to a strage, almost urine-type scent.......i'm sure the devil made that too.
• Go see the movie "Devil" that old bitch in the elevator will give you a serious mindfuck.
• that movie gave the wife nightmares.
• i fear nothing.........except raw tomatos and onions......once again.....(created by the Devil)
• i finally saw "The A-Team" the mental patient pilot murdock reminds me of....ME!!!
• im going to dig in my cemetery now, good evening.
• Dont laugh out loud if someone is actually drowning people, get off your ass, save a life, be a hero....like me, chicks dig heroes!!!!! YES! I AM A FUCKING HERO!

Damnit man its been months

Sorry its been afew months I'll try to get back to business......

I'm working my ass off this summer, my company made its transition and has consolidated with 5 other companies....I now do all fleet maintenance for 3 of those companies...busy me.

I want to see transformers....my wife won't let me....

I now eat only sherbet ice cream...Its really as health-concious as i get.

I have a dog with a pissing problem.

I saw the Movie Pathology. Its a complete Mindfuck, i mean who can do an autopsy on their own girlfriend? Shit like that does not keep you stable.

I think casey anthony needs to die....soon....is it done yet?

I like linkin park, The band REV THEORY is awesome too.

Far from over is a great song. It gets you motivated for revenge. only problem is I have no one to seek revenge upon..........I need an arch enemy...a Nemesis if you will....someone will will get me down, just so I can rise up and beat their ass into oblivion...I think that would be a terrific self esteem booster.

The Zombies around these here parts have been rather silent over the last few months. I guess even Zombies are afraid of Sunburns in this heat.

Cooler days are coming, the zombies will lurk again...I assure you. Get fresh ammo for your Zombie Defense Kits.

Load up children and remember....ZOMBIE DEFENSE...YES! YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO!!!!

Cheerio.....I'm back..Hooray!!!

Linkin Park Kicks Ass

Linkin Park - New Divide (Official Video) HQ
by wonderful-life1989

The Times...They are a changin'

So I hear some news...... about investors coming in and that my company's employment worries are over. I'm still skeptical but I have been told that business is moving to the paradise/Bridgeport area, and I'm getting a professional upgrade the likes I have never beared witness to. Air conditioned office, Massive shop, new shop tools, and I get to stay employed. Hells yeah, bring on the change. (NOt your change Obama....I don't like you or your change.)

Dude, That's a fucking Possum!!!!

I have come to the conclusion that Mario Kart Wii is the most cheatin' ass game you will ever play, I just can't fuckin' win at that game.........that's because it was made by the Nazis.

Do you have any Idea how hard it is to pull a transmission out from underneath a truck while it is sitting on the ground..... alone? It sucks ass.

I seriously need to clean my shop up and get it organized for the big move.....I hear its coming in a few short days.... So much for notice huh.

I guess I'm only good at killing things on the Wii. Stick to what you're good at I always say.

I think I want a Koala Bear as a pet....judging by photo #4 It looks like a cute, well domesticated animal......Hopefully it will be good around children.

Back to work.......Yea!!!!!!

I don'y care what anyone says... THE ECONOMY STILL BLOWS!

Silicone alley is right, Obama isn't great and is not doing a "great Job". My company is barely afloat right now. A little help down south please.

I've got plenty of trucks to work on, but no money for parts........ I'm dying here.

It seems i'm working on getting rid of more trucks than i'm actually repairing....Does that mean i'm slowly cutting my own throat?

I gotta poo

I still want to buy resident evil 5

My minion co-worker is afraid he is the next to get laid-off. I'm doing my damndest to keep him on board.

Speaking of on board, I want a boat.

Go to diamonds in Bridgeport and buy a Sgt. Randy White T-shirt. They are only 10.00 and the money goes to his family......GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BUY A T-SHIRT... NOW. I know the economy sucks, but at least your family still has you......think about that.

Come on Obama, Get off my nuts and fix the damn economy already. People are still without jobs. Isn't that what we elected you for?

I'm beginning to worry about the future here.

But for now it's back to work...

oh yeah....gotta poo first...then work. cheerio.