So, while ive been out the last year.....

• I got a boat back in may, its bad ass! trying to get it to plane down is a bitch, what do i need to do, change the pitch on the prop, or get a damn hydrofoil? anyone smarter than me on this?


• if you wore a shrt like that in wise county, you'd be the one getting "homicide'd".


• speaking of rape, cookis anyone? Nothing says rape like cookies.


• the wife hates the music i listen to, but in my opinion, she listens to the weirdest shit.


• i fear zombies are beginning to like the cold, and the cemetery here is getting stocked with fresh occupants, its coming i tell you...............by the way i want this stoller.


• I think justin bieber is a girl.


• toyota tundras are kick ass rides.


• gotta go happy new year!