I can Do stupid Shit with absolutely Nothing!!!! And look like I know what the Hell i'm doing!

• I went to a few Burlesque shows. (The wife likes them) anywho, It was pretty damn entertaining. (see pics of half naked women above).


• I asked my co-worker which one he wanted, he said he didnt have any chloroform.


• Its true, i have a huge black dick.


• So from what I have gathered so far, I sent a truck to the lower end of the state to do some work(brand new expensive truck) and the first thing that happens is, A god-damned forklift operator runs over my truck like he's in a fucking monster truck. Another truck bites the dust.


• I want some kolache's for dinner


• Seriously, how the hell do you spell "kolache" right?


• and some girl scout cookies


• Took my boat to the lake and had a 45 year old man try to wakeboard. He pulled some "Hulk - Smash" shit and obliterated my ski rope handle. I mean busted that bitch in half.


• Fuck, that was my only ski rope.


• You ever went to work completely exhausted and left work damn-near comatose like a zombie wanting to eat some poor douchebag you see walking down the street? Thats how I feel right about now. I think ill head to wal-mart for a snack.


• Hows about them kolaches


• Quit fucking around and tell me how to spell kolache correctly!!!!


• So, I went on a yelling binge at work yesterday, Now nobody wants to talk to me. Not even my bosses, they send me e-mails every once in a while just making sure i'm OK. That's nice of them


• Its friggin" hot and every one of my company vehicles decides they dont want their A/C to work anymore.


• Its like the movie "Christine" only Gayer and my cars dont think for themselves. They're just pieces of Shit.


• I'm hungry Cheerio!