It's Friggin' Hot. Is it Boat Time Yet?

• Dryers are good places to hide a bitch. If she gets testy, just turn it on for a while and she'll get all fluffy!


• My company re-hired a guy that my new douchebag co-worker fired like 8 months ago. He was pissed when he heard the news.


• Speaking of this Douchebag Ass-Clown, He wrecked his company Truck again, thats twice in 6 months, anywho, he hit a fucking cow. BOOM another 6,000 dollar repair bill. It was in the middle of a straight road and he hit it head on. What a Fucking retard!!!!!


• Yea! work emergency. get back to y'all later