- Was out on the lake (on my boat) when a black and yellow wakeboard boat passed by me playing a rap song where all they kept saying was "black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, you know what it is........" It got fucking annoying real quick like.
- We were on the lake like 8 hours, thats thew only fucking song they played.
- I got up on a wakeboard, I havent done that in like 13 years (my knees are pretty fucked up) it was epic! EPIC I tell you!
- It was quite the accompishment.
- I got a new droid phone. how the hell you work them things, I'm still trying to figure out how to turn my alarm on and off.
- God damn I'm a technology dumbass.
- I still haven't got my damn kolaches
- Seriously, someone spell kolache correctly for me.
- I enjoy my cookies, Get away from my damn door!
- Fellatio Ninjas, Oh yeah, Wise county got 'em!
- I havent dealt with one, then again, I dont sleep in public.
- Rape Hurts.
- WHERES MY SAMICH?!!!!
- No, smich? ok, back to work.
- Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, you know what it is...........Get that fucking song out my head!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I went to a few Burlesque shows. (The wife likes them) anywho, It was pretty damn entertaining. (see pics of half naked women above).
- I asked my co-worker which one he wanted, he said he didnt have any chloroform.
- Its true, i have a huge black dick.
- So from what I have gathered so far, I sent a truck to the lower end of the state to do some work(brand new expensive truck) and the first thing that happens is, A god-damned forklift operator runs over my truck like he's in a fucking monster truck. Another truck bites the dust.
- I want some kolache's for dinner
- Seriously, how the hell do you spell "kolache" right?
- and some girl scout cookies
- Took my boat to the lake and had a 45 year old man try to wakeboard. He pulled some "Hulk - Smash" shit and obliterated my ski rope handle. I mean busted that bitch in half.
- Fuck, that was my only ski rope.
- You ever went to work completely exhausted and left work damn-near comatose like a zombie wanting to eat some poor douchebag you see walking down the street? Thats how I feel right about now. I think ill head to wal-mart for a snack.
- Hows about them kolaches
- Quit fucking around and tell me how to spell kolache correctly!!!!
- So, I went on a yelling binge at work yesterday, Now nobody wants to talk to me. Not even my bosses, they send me e-mails every once in a while just making sure i'm OK. That's nice of them
- Its friggin" hot and every one of my company vehicles decides they dont want their A/C to work anymore.
- Its like the movie "Christine" only Gayer and my cars dont think for themselves. They're just pieces of Shit.
- I'm hungry Cheerio!
