- I got a boat back in may, its bad ass! trying to get it to plane down is a bitch, what do i need to do, change the pitch on the prop, or get a damn hydrofoil? anyone smarter than me on this?
- if you wore a shrt like that in wise county, you'd be the one getting "homicide'd".
- speaking of rape, cookis anyone? Nothing says rape like cookies.
- the wife hates the music i listen to, but in my opinion, she listens to the weirdest shit.
- i fear zombies are beginning to like the cold, and the cemetery here is getting stocked with fresh occupants, its coming i tell you...............by the way i want this stoller.
- I think justin bieber is a girl.
- toyota tundras are kick ass rides.
- gotta go happy new year!
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- . sorry ive been dead for a while, or in a work induced coma for over a freaking year, my bad. wont happen again
- good news for all oilfield employees like myself, business round these here parts is picking up. lots of work going down San Antonio way, and its keeping me going constantly.
- ever had that feeling people are watching you in the shower... when your washing your "no no spots" your afraid to touch them because you fear you'll hear giggling. i get that a lot.
- Hugs are legit, not in dark areas though. that equals jail time, and a lifetime of having your picture under the "petterass" section of the wise county messenger on halloween.
- speaking of petterasses, i havent seen "The Big Lebowski" in a while.
- Go See It...................NOW
- I did find a new computer game thats fun.... "Mr Jones' Graveyard Shift". you start and build up a cemetery and bury people for money. like rollercoaster tycoon....for creepy morbid folks like myself.
- I missed you guys, send comments, i have hundreds to look through.
- i have a hairless cat.......The Devil created hairless cats.
- I came home today to a strage, almost urine-type scent.......i'm sure the devil made that too.
- Go see the movie "Devil" that old bitch in the elevator will give you a serious mindfuck.
- that movie gave the wife nightmares.
- i fear nothing.........except raw tomatos and onions......once again.....(created by the Devil)
- i finally saw "The A-Team" the mental patient pilot murdock reminds me of....ME!!!
- im going to dig in my cemetery now, good evening.
- Dont laugh out loud if someone is actually drowning people, get off your ass, save a life, be a hero....like me, chicks dig heroes!!!!! YES! I AM A FUCKING HERO!
