Work Stays the same. Feels Like Rape.....it's a Pain...for proft!

Work Sucks...........I swear i'm going to start running a brothel or sumptin'



I'm Hungry.

bye

• School is back in session, that's right parents: Scary rapists are on the prowl. We all know where rapists strike with kids, the jogging trail, so if you don't want to be raped. Knock off the cardio. I've said it before, running kills! Or at least gets you Raped.



• Speaking of running, I run around town at night to burn off energy, does that make me a target?



• So, they tried making me sign a policy to use my personal truck at work, My truck+ their rules didnt fair so well with me, I ain't signing a damn thing, get me a company truck already, its only been 4 years damn!



• The local lake level is starting to worry me as to whether or not i should put my boat back in the water, I might hit a tree, rock, corpse, or zombie or somthing. Thank God for warranty.



• So I caught a glimpse of a show called "infested" on TV. This specific episode was over bedbugs. I'm now going to examine every aspect of my home, with a goddamned blacklight like a methed out CSI guy. F**king bugs.



• Who is up for a good Ol' Fashioned field trip to the Pleasure Hut? I am I am!!!!!



• Speaking of company vehicles, I Commandeered (stole) my bosses truck. I'm sure he wont mind.........Maybe.



• Ive been listening to Shinedown a lot. Diamond Eyes, and Call Me are their best songs

Almost a year? God I suck at this.

• Its Been One Hell of A Year For Me.
• March 1, 2012.     I'm pretty sure I died for a short while. (see truck pictures above)
• A semi tractor missed his turn, swung out into the other lane, and cut in front of me.
• Unfortunately i was driving 70 MPH and couldnt stop.
• I got 3 broken ribs, and 7 of 9 lives lost.
• I don't know how i survived.
• He got his hand thrown through his own window and broke his hand in 6 places.
• He was hurt worse than me.
• I got a new boss at work who is a complete fucking toolbox.
• or Douchebag. Whichever you prefer.
• I honestly think that no employee at my work likes him.......at all.
• I'm a certified scuba diver now!!!!
• Still Lovin' some kolaches!
• Been drinking quite a bit of DOS EQUIS beer.  I swear i'm going to turn mexican.
• Hell yes it's almost boat season.
• Oh, trust me  there will be more fun pics and talk to come.   but for now, my new boss is breathing up my ass about getting work done.
• I could've used Chuck Norris's Legal counsel.  I bet he'd whoop some ass for me in that wreck suit.

HOORAY!!! I'm still alive!!!   Cheerio!!!

Excessive heat and Stupid People go hand in hand don't they?

• So, I'm thinking of taking on a personal war against all things and people that are stupid. So if you're halfway intelligent, and dont like stupidity either, please fill out and return an application for my anti-dipshit militia.......misery loves company.


• My "dipshit" co-worker had the balls to say that i didn't need to put my sons drawings and school work up on the walls in MY office because he comes in my office in the mornings to do his paperwork, I kindly replied " I'm damn proud of my kid and if he so much as touched one of my sons things, i'd "field dress him like he was a fucking deer."


• He didn't bring it up again.


• This same guy wrecked his company ride twice in less than 6 months, he showed up today with a fresh dent on his rental, I asked him what he hit and he said the dent was already there.......what a dumbass. I picked the rental up for him. I know what damage it had on it. The rental company is going to be pissed.


• Im hungry.


• So my boat has been on the water damn near every other day this summer.


• The problem is, I'm running out of water in the lake......fast. I'm afraid im going to hit a body in there or something.


• Zombies love the water, dont let them fool you, I hear the feeling of fish nibbling on dead flesh is pure ecstacy!


• I dont think candy works with rapists anymore. Maybe they should try an Ipad or something.


• Speaking of feminists.......PETA bothers the hell out of me.


• I'm going to south texas to begin recruiting for my militia. I'll see you down the road, send comments for your application.


• You can, and will be a Hero G**Damnit!!!

It's Friggin' Hot. Is it Boat Time Yet?

• Dryers are good places to hide a bitch. If she gets testy, just turn it on for a while and she'll get all fluffy!


• My company re-hired a guy that my new douchebag co-worker fired like 8 months ago. He was pissed when he heard the news.


• Speaking of this Douchebag Ass-Clown, He wrecked his company Truck again, thats twice in 6 months, anywho, he hit a fucking cow. BOOM another 6,000 dollar repair bill. It was in the middle of a straight road and he hit it head on. What a Fucking retard!!!!!


• Yea! work emergency. get back to y'all later

Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow---Shut the FUCK up!

• Was out on the lake (on my boat) when a black and yellow wakeboard boat passed by me playing a rap song where all they kept saying was "black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, you know what it is........" It got fucking annoying real quick like.


• We were on the lake like 8 hours, thats thew only fucking song they played.


• I got up on a wakeboard, I havent done that in like 13 years (my knees are pretty fucked up) it was epic! EPIC I tell you!


• It was quite the accompishment.


• I got a new droid phone. how the hell you work them things, I'm still trying to figure out how to turn my alarm on and off.


• God damn I'm a technology dumbass.


• I still haven't got my damn kolaches


• Seriously, someone spell kolache correctly for me.


• I enjoy my cookies, Get away from my damn door!


• Fellatio Ninjas, Oh yeah, Wise county got 'em!


• I havent dealt with one, then again, I dont sleep in public.


• Rape Hurts.


• WHERES MY SAMICH?!!!!


• No, smich? ok, back to work.


• Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, you know what it is...........Get that fucking song out my head!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can Do stupid Shit with absolutely Nothing!!!! And look like I know what the Hell i'm doing!

• I went to a few Burlesque shows. (The wife likes them) anywho, It was pretty damn entertaining. (see pics of half naked women above).


• I asked my co-worker which one he wanted, he said he didnt have any chloroform.


• Its true, i have a huge black dick.


• So from what I have gathered so far, I sent a truck to the lower end of the state to do some work(brand new expensive truck) and the first thing that happens is, A god-damned forklift operator runs over my truck like he's in a fucking monster truck. Another truck bites the dust.


• I want some kolache's for dinner


• Seriously, how the hell do you spell "kolache" right?


• and some girl scout cookies


• Took my boat to the lake and had a 45 year old man try to wakeboard. He pulled some "Hulk - Smash" shit and obliterated my ski rope handle. I mean busted that bitch in half.


• Fuck, that was my only ski rope.


• You ever went to work completely exhausted and left work damn-near comatose like a zombie wanting to eat some poor douchebag you see walking down the street? Thats how I feel right about now. I think ill head to wal-mart for a snack.


• Hows about them kolaches


• Quit fucking around and tell me how to spell kolache correctly!!!!


• So, I went on a yelling binge at work yesterday, Now nobody wants to talk to me. Not even my bosses, they send me e-mails every once in a while just making sure i'm OK. That's nice of them


• Its friggin" hot and every one of my company vehicles decides they dont want their A/C to work anymore.


• Its like the movie "Christine" only Gayer and my cars dont think for themselves. They're just pieces of Shit.


• I'm hungry Cheerio!

dont you just love a job that damn near consumes you. I oughta call Rape every once in a while!

So my job title changed and i have a lot more shit to do, yet my pay stays the same. (Rape 1)

Its hot as hell and i still have to work in the shop (Rape 2)

Upside: I now have a pretty office that i do my office stuff in.

oh wait i have to share it with another manager who is a complete fucking douche bag (ASS Rape 3)

So had some old friends find my old lady on facebook and told her that they had a boat and want to hang out with us at the lake. I have a boat too. "what a coincidence" I'm thinking. Then I remember who exactly they were back in the good ol' days and that song by Craig Morgan pops in my head, The song is called "Redneck Yacht Club"

Still have that damn Bald Feline from hell, Just like clowns, that cat is the devils idea of what is funny. I spayed that bitch though. (Point MacGyver)

So MacGyver is my new nickname at work now. Apparently i can do some pretty nifty shit using damn near nothing. (Macgyver, FUCK YEAH!)

My office phone has my name on the display for my extension. Too bad my name on the phone is THERESA and i cant manage to change it. (Rape 4)

I need money, i'm broke.

Has anyone seen my rape whistle?

I'm coming to terms with the fact that I slip further and further to evilness and insanity everyday.

Zombies are still coming goddamnit!!!! Pack your shit! Were heading to Gander Fuckin' Mountain!

So, while ive been out the last year.....

• I got a boat back in may, its bad ass! trying to get it to plane down is a bitch, what do i need to do, change the pitch on the prop, or get a damn hydrofoil? anyone smarter than me on this?


• if you wore a shrt like that in wise county, you'd be the one getting "homicide'd".


• speaking of rape, cookis anyone? Nothing says rape like cookies.


• the wife hates the music i listen to, but in my opinion, she listens to the weirdest shit.


• i fear zombies are beginning to like the cold, and the cemetery here is getting stocked with fresh occupants, its coming i tell you...............by the way i want this stoller.


• I think justin bieber is a girl.


• toyota tundras are kick ass rides.


• gotta go happy new year!

Jesus H Christ< its been forever! somebody tell me where ive been

.

• . sorry ive been dead for a while, or in a work induced coma for over a freaking year, my bad. wont happen again
• good news for all oilfield employees like myself, business round these here parts is picking up. lots of work going down San Antonio way, and its keeping me going constantly.
• ever had that feeling people are watching you in the shower... when your washing your "no no spots" your afraid to touch them because you fear you'll hear giggling. i get that a lot.
• Hugs are legit, not in dark areas though. that equals jail time, and a lifetime of having your picture under the "petterass" section of the wise county messenger on halloween.
• speaking of petterasses, i havent seen "The Big Lebowski" in a while.
• Go See It...................NOW
• I did find a new computer game thats fun.... "Mr Jones' Graveyard Shift". you start and build up a cemetery and bury people for money. like rollercoaster tycoon....for creepy morbid folks like myself.
• I missed you guys, send comments, i have hundreds to look through.
• i have a hairless cat.......The Devil created hairless cats.
• I came home today to a strage, almost urine-type scent.......i'm sure the devil made that too.
• Go see the movie "Devil" that old bitch in the elevator will give you a serious mindfuck.
• that movie gave the wife nightmares.
• i fear nothing.........except raw tomatos and onions......once again.....(created by the Devil)
• i finally saw "The A-Team" the mental patient pilot murdock reminds me of....ME!!!
• im going to dig in my cemetery now, good evening.
• Dont laugh out loud if someone is actually drowning people, get off your ass, save a life, be a hero....like me, chicks dig heroes!!!!! YES! I AM A FUCKING HERO!

Damnit man its been months

Sorry its been afew months I'll try to get back to business......

I'm working my ass off this summer, my company made its transition and has consolidated with 5 other companies....I now do all fleet maintenance for 3 of those companies...busy me.

I want to see transformers....my wife won't let me....

I now eat only sherbet ice cream...Its really as health-concious as i get.

I have a dog with a pissing problem.

I saw the Movie Pathology. Its a complete Mindfuck, i mean who can do an autopsy on their own girlfriend? Shit like that does not keep you stable.

I think casey anthony needs to die....soon....is it done yet?

I like linkin park, The band REV THEORY is awesome too.

Far from over is a great song. It gets you motivated for revenge. only problem is I have no one to seek revenge upon..........I need an arch enemy...a Nemesis if you will....someone will will get me down, just so I can rise up and beat their ass into oblivion...I think that would be a terrific self esteem booster.

The Zombies around these here parts have been rather silent over the last few months. I guess even Zombies are afraid of Sunburns in this heat.

Cooler days are coming, the zombies will lurk again...I assure you. Get fresh ammo for your Zombie Defense Kits.

Load up children and remember....ZOMBIE DEFENSE...YES! YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO!!!!

Cheerio.....I'm back..Hooray!!!

Linkin Park Kicks Ass

Linkin Park - New Divide (Official Video) HQ
by wonderful-life1989

The Times...They are a changin'

So I hear some news...... about investors coming in and that my company's employment worries are over. I'm still skeptical but I have been told that business is moving to the paradise/Bridgeport area, and I'm getting a professional upgrade the likes I have never beared witness to. Air conditioned office, Massive shop, new shop tools, and I get to stay employed. Hells yeah, bring on the change. (NOt your change Obama....I don't like you or your change.)

Dude, That's a fucking Possum!!!!

I have come to the conclusion that Mario Kart Wii is the most cheatin' ass game you will ever play, I just can't fuckin' win at that game.........that's because it was made by the Nazis.

Do you have any Idea how hard it is to pull a transmission out from underneath a truck while it is sitting on the ground..... alone? It sucks ass.

I seriously need to clean my shop up and get it organized for the big move.....I hear its coming in a few short days.... So much for notice huh.

I guess I'm only good at killing things on the Wii. Stick to what you're good at I always say.

I think I want a Koala Bear as a pet....judging by photo #4 It looks like a cute, well domesticated animal......Hopefully it will be good around children.

Back to work.......Yea!!!!!!

I don'y care what anyone says... THE ECONOMY STILL BLOWS!

Silicone alley is right, Obama isn't great and is not doing a "great Job". My company is barely afloat right now. A little help down south please.

I've got plenty of trucks to work on, but no money for parts........ I'm dying here.

It seems i'm working on getting rid of more trucks than i'm actually repairing....Does that mean i'm slowly cutting my own throat?

I gotta poo

I still want to buy resident evil 5

My minion co-worker is afraid he is the next to get laid-off. I'm doing my damndest to keep him on board.

Speaking of on board, I want a boat.

Go to diamonds in Bridgeport and buy a Sgt. Randy White T-shirt. They are only 10.00 and the money goes to his family......GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BUY A T-SHIRT... NOW. I know the economy sucks, but at least your family still has you......think about that.

Come on Obama, Get off my nuts and fix the damn economy already. People are still without jobs. Isn't that what we elected you for?

I'm beginning to worry about the future here.

But for now it's back to work...

oh yeah....gotta poo first...then work. cheerio.

I've been out of it.....................ok here I am

It's been a while, I've been busy with a whole bunch of crap lately....but I now have a little free time.

We sent crews to pennsylvania to maintain new wells......so far so good. were still employed.

• My work computer CPU shit its guts earlier this week. I had to "frankenstein" a different computer together so I would not lose any of my saved info. I'm using it now.

I got my yard mowed, I haven't mowed it since I bought the House. It was a real nice "ownership feeling. I drank a beer while mowing in the dark......

Work is slow but steady now, I'm using the company shop to help rebuild a company partner's racecar.... It's nice to know I could run a "fallback business" if I needed to.

I've had a "near 300.00 balance with my Matco Dealer for Quite some time now...once it gets over 300 it rolls onto my main account balance. then i'll have to pay on it. I'm desperately trying to avoid that.

Remember to wear your Damn safety goggles.

I want to hit someone really hard........preferably with a big stick.

I found a $4 dollar winning lottery ticket......

I want breakfast........and a hula hoop.

Resident evil the umbrella chronicles blows ass compared to resident evil 4. It's just not the same.

Tracking Zombies is easy and quite fun....stay armed though, or it won't be fun when you find one.

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do..... I prefer Dos Equis." "Stay thirsty my friends."

Bud light with lime is better.

my friend and co-worker's 21st birthday is on may 13th. I need a bottle of tequila.

My tool guy is pressing me to get past the 300 dollar limit.....

"STOP PRESSIN' ME FOOL!"

I gotta work now.... Stay safe and Wear your safety goggles....don't be a dipshit like carol.

Somber Tuesday.......

Funeral for Sgt. Randy White is at 11 am first Baptist Church Decatur tx. Burial to follow in Weatherford at memory gardens.

Visitation last night was an awe-inspiring sight to say the least. The family was escorted to the funeral home by multiple police agencies. The city of Bridgeport had new Town colors Last night, Not maroon....but RED and BLUE. You can see how greatly he will be missed just by the visitation turned out. GOd bless Sgt White. He's now going 10-41 on his new assignment: Walking the beat in the crime-free wonder of heaven...... A place that is truly deserving of his caliber.

Thank you for all of your service to the citizens of Bridgeport. Your tour of duty in this life has ended, but for the ones you left behind.... we'll continue to fight the good fight in your honor. Godspeed Sgt. White forever #804.

If any of you see a law enforcement officer or medic/EMT, or firefighter running down the streets with lights and sirens...take a moment and say a little prayer for them. You all know what they do...They are the first line of defense keeping you safe. They put themselves in harms way everyday so that you are able to carry out your daily lives worry-free, and at times make the ultimate sacrifice.....Thank them for the job that they do, and thank God that our lord has blessed us with people willing to answer our cries for help, so that they may keep us safe.

Thank you to all emergency personnel, we are endebted to you and cannot thank you enough.

God bless you all...............

And just so you know...

York is in Wise Co. Jail on Captial murder charges, That piece of Garbage just needs to die.

Sgt Randy white you will never be forgotten.......Rest in Peace.

OFFICER DOWN.... God be with you and your family.

My heart goes out to Sergeant White's family... My thoughts and prayers are with you.
Being A Bridgeport resident, it hits home closely. I do appreciate the tight-knit community that we live in.

The citizens of Bridgeport have lost a great man, and an outstanding officer. Godspeed Sergeant White, may the Lord and his angels watch over you.

Sergeant Randy White, End of Watch: Thursday April 2, 2009.

(To stephen York, In my opinion, you're damn lucky you escaped the way you did, DAMN YOU, I know it might be some comfort to Sergeant White's family to know that he is in heaven continuing his watch, while you; you will soon burn in HELL! You are truly nothing more than a worthless piece of trash. The true scum of Wise county...SHITBAGS LIKE YOU.

A Loving Husband and Father is gone because of you ridiculous actions.....you will Pay Dearly.

Where the HELL have I been, I missed my introduction!

Damn, I know its been a while but between work and House life, I'm about spent.

Lots of changes at work, lots of people coming, lots of people going......Of course, the douchebags went first.....(stupid bitch..y'all know who I'm talking about.)

I beat the resident evil 4 game, but my zombie killing itch has not been tamed.... I've had thoughts of going to the nearest cemetery and digging someone up just to shoot them while screaming... " fucking zombie bitch.. thought you'd get one over on me huh?"

It's all good though, resident evil 5 just came out.... the only down side... it's not on the nintendo Wii. It's just not the same when you can't move your hands, and actually point at the target to shoot, or actually slash the zombie with your Wii remote like its really a knife.... It's kinda depressing when you think about it.

Thanks for the Concern Landshark.... I don't know what the hell happened but I'm still having those eerie feelings that something bad is coming... but nothing yet...I guess we'll see eventually what it means. But, I do appreciate the con cern....But, Nope, I'm not dead.

Some oilfield companies are to the point of shutting the doors now, and I'll admit we are a little slow here, but the Fleet department has not been busier. Company vehicles getting turned in when people leave, getting fixed up and then re-issued. It makes for a lot of work.

I'm working on something kinda big right now.... really big... let's just say more peas in the pod later on....we'll see how that goes....I let y'all know my progress with that later.

Some drunk bastard tryed to side swipe me on the highway this morning. I calmly cussed him out through my window and flipped him off... he did not look to happy with that. He followed me to work. I got out when I pulled in the driveway and awaited his arrival. When he got there he saw me waiting and just kept going..............Pussy.

Nothing racist here but It seems that the only drunks I find on the roads in broad daylight are hispanic....whats up with that?

Well, thats all for now... I'll post later, I need to scan for new material... but in case you haven't noticed... I'm baaaaaaacck!!! Cherio!