Demotivated Dealings

Excessive heat and Stupid People go hand in hand don't they?

2011-08-09T17:17:00.002-05:00

So, I'm thinking of taking on a personal war against all things and people that are stupid. So if you're halfway intelligent, and dont like stupidity either, please fill out and return an application for my anti-dipshit militia.......misery loves company.

My "dipshit" co-worker had the balls to say that i didn't need to put my sons drawings and school work up on the walls in MY office because he comes in my office in the mornings to do his paperwork, I kindly replied " I'm damn proud of my kid and if he so much as touched one of my sons things, i'd "field dress him like he was a fucking deer."

He didn't bring it up again.

This same guy wrecked his company ride twice in less than 6 months, he showed up today with a fresh dent on his rental, I asked him what he hit and he said the dent was already there.......what a dumbass. I picked the rental up for him. I know what damage it had on it. The rental company is going to be pissed.

Im hungry.

So my boat has been on the water damn near every other day this summer.

The problem is, I'm running out of water in the lake......fast. I'm afraid im going to hit a body in there or something.

Zombies love the water, dont let them fool you, I hear the feeling of fish nibbling on dead flesh is pure ecstacy!

I dont think candy works with rapists anymore. Maybe they should try an Ipad or something.

Speaking of feminists.......PETA bothers the hell out of me.

I'm going to south texas to begin recruiting for my militia. I'll see you down the road, send comments for your application.

You can, and will be a Hero G**Damnit!!!

It's Friggin' Hot. Is it Boat Time Yet?

2011-08-02T16:37:00.002-05:00

Dryers are good places to hide a bitch. If she gets testy, just turn it on for a while and she'll get all fluffy!

My company re-hired a guy that my new douchebag co-worker fired like 8 months ago. He was pissed when he heard the news.

Speaking of this Douchebag Ass-Clown, He wrecked his company Truck again, thats twice in 6 months, anywho, he hit a fucking cow. BOOM another 6,000 dollar repair bill. It was in the middle of a straight road and he hit it head on. What a Fucking retard!!!!!

Yea! work emergency. get back to y'all later

Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow---Shut the FUCK up!

2011-07-29T08:33:00.003-05:00

Was out on the lake (on my boat) when a black and yellow wakeboard boat passed by me playing a rap song where all they kept saying was "black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, you know what it is........" It got fucking annoying real quick like.

We were on the lake like 8 hours, thats thew only fucking song they played.

I got up on a wakeboard, I havent done that in like 13 years (my knees are pretty fucked up) it was epic! EPIC I tell you!

It was quite the accompishment.

I got a new droid phone. how the hell you work them things, I'm still trying to figure out how to turn my alarm on and off.

God damn I'm a technology dumbass.

I still haven't got my damn kolaches

Seriously, someone spell kolache correctly for me.

I enjoy my cookies, Get away from my damn door!

Fellatio Ninjas, Oh yeah, Wise county got 'em!

I havent dealt with one, then again, I dont sleep in public.

Rape Hurts.

WHERES MY SAMICH?!!!!

No, smich? ok, back to work.

Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, you know what it is...........Get that fucking song out my head!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can Do stupid Shit with absolutely Nothing!!!! And look like I know what the Hell i'm doing!

2011-07-20T16:56:00.003-05:00

I went to a few Burlesque shows. (The wife likes them) anywho, It was pretty damn entertaining. (see pics of half naked women above).

I asked my co-worker which one he wanted, he said he didnt have any chloroform.

Its true, i have a huge black dick.

So from what I have gathered so far, I sent a truck to the lower end of the state to do some work(brand new expensive truck) and the first thing that happens is, A god-damned forklift operator runs over my truck like he's in a fucking monster truck. Another truck bites the dust.

I want some kolache's for dinner

Seriously, how the hell do you spell "kolache" right?

and some girl scout cookies

Took my boat to the lake and had a 45 year old man try to wakeboard. He pulled some "Hulk - Smash" shit and obliterated my ski rope handle. I mean busted that bitch in half.

Fuck, that was my only ski rope.

You ever went to work completely exhausted and left work damn-near comatose like a zombie wanting to eat some poor douchebag you see walking down the street? Thats how I feel right about now. I think ill head to wal-mart for a snack.

Hows about them kolaches

Quit fucking around and tell me how to spell kolache correctly!!!!

So, I went on a yelling binge at work yesterday, Now nobody wants to talk to me. Not even my bosses, they send me e-mails every once in a while just making sure i'm OK. That's nice of them

Its friggin" hot and every one of my company vehicles decides they dont want their A/C to work anymore.

Its like the movie "Christine" only Gayer and my cars dont think for themselves. They're just pieces of Shit.

I'm hungry Cheerio!

dont you just love a job that damn near consumes you. I oughta call Rape every once in a while!

2011-06-24T09:12:00.003-05:00

So my job title changed and i have a lot more shit to do, yet my pay stays the same. (Rape 1)

Its hot as hell and i still have to work in the shop (Rape 2)

Upside: I now have a pretty office that i do my office stuff in.

oh wait i have to share it with another manager who is a complete fucking douche bag (ASS Rape 3)

So had some old friends find my old lady on facebook and told her that they had a boat and want to hang out with us at the lake. I have a boat too. "what a coincidence" I'm thinking. Then I remember who exactly they were back in the good ol' days and that song by Craig Morgan pops in my head, The song is called "Redneck Yacht Club"

Still have that damn Bald Feline from hell, Just like clowns, that cat is the devils idea of what is funny. I spayed that bitch though. (Point MacGyver)

So MacGyver is my new nickname at work now. Apparently i can do some pretty nifty shit using damn near nothing. (Macgyver, FUCK YEAH!)

My office phone has my name on the display for my extension. Too bad my name on the phone is THERESA and i cant manage to change it. (Rape 4)

I need money, i'm broke.

Has anyone seen my rape whistle?

I'm coming to terms with the fact that I slip further and further to evilness and insanity everyday.

Zombies are still coming goddamnit!!!! Pack your shit! Were heading to Gander Fuckin' Mountain!

So, while ive been out the last year.....

2010-12-31T17:12:00.003-06:00

I got a boat back in may, its bad ass! trying to get it to plane down is a bitch, what do i need to do, change the pitch on the prop, or get a damn hydrofoil? anyone smarter than me on this?

if you wore a shrt like that in wise county, you'd be the one getting "homicide'd".

speaking of rape, cookis anyone? Nothing says rape like cookies.

the wife hates the music i listen to, but in my opinion, she listens to the weirdest shit.

i fear zombies are beginning to like the cold, and the cemetery here is getting stocked with fresh occupants, its coming i tell you...............by the way i want this stoller.

I think justin bieber is a girl.

toyota tundras are kick ass rides.

gotta go happy new year!

Jesus H Christ< its been forever! somebody tell me where ive been

2010-12-29T19:53:00.003-06:00

. sorry ive been dead for a while, or in a work induced coma for over a freaking year, my bad. wont happen again
good news for all oilfield employees like myself, business round these here parts is picking up. lots of work going down San Antonio way, and its keeping me going constantly.
ever had that feeling people are watching you in the shower... when your washing your "no no spots" your afraid to touch them because you fear you'll hear giggling. i get that a lot.
Hugs are legit, not in dark areas though. that equals jail time, and a lifetime of having your picture under the "petterass" section of the wise county messenger on halloween.
speaking of petterasses, i havent seen "The Big Lebowski" in a while.
Go See It...................NOW
I did find a new computer game thats fun.... "Mr Jones' Graveyard Shift". you start and build up a cemetery and bury people for money. like rollercoaster tycoon....for creepy morbid folks like myself.
I missed you guys, send comments, i have hundreds to look through.
i have a hairless cat.......The Devil created hairless cats.
I came home today to a strage, almost urine-type scent.......i'm sure the devil made that too.
Go see the movie "Devil" that old bitch in the elevator will give you a serious mindfuck.
that movie gave the wife nightmares.
i fear nothing.........except raw tomatos and onions......once again.....(created by the Devil)
i finally saw "The A-Team" the mental patient pilot murdock reminds me of....ME!!!
im going to dig in my cemetery now, good evening.
Dont laugh out loud if someone is actually drowning people, get off your ass, save a life, be a hero....like me, chicks dig heroes!!!!! YES! I AM A FUCKING HERO!

Damnit man its been months

2009-08-06T23:15:00.002-05:00

Sorry its been afew months I'll try to get back to business......

I'm working my ass off this summer, my company made its transition and has consolidated with 5 other companies....I now do all fleet maintenance for 3 of those companies...busy me.

I want to see transformers....my wife won't let me....

I now eat only sherbet ice cream...Its really as health-concious as i get.

I have a dog with a pissing problem.

I saw the Movie Pathology. Its a complete Mindfuck, i mean who can do an autopsy on their own girlfriend? Shit like that does not keep you stable.

I think casey anthony needs to die....soon....is it done yet?

I like linkin park, The band REV THEORY is awesome too.

Far from over is a great song. It gets you motivated for revenge. only problem is I have no one to seek revenge upon..........I need an arch enemy...a Nemesis if you will....someone will will get me down, just so I can rise up and beat their ass into oblivion...I think that would be a terrific self esteem booster.

The Zombies around these here parts have been rather silent over the last few months. I guess even Zombies are afraid of Sunburns in this heat.

Cooler days are coming, the zombies will lurk again...I assure you. Get fresh ammo for your Zombie Defense Kits.

Load up children and remember....ZOMBIE DEFENSE...YES! YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO!!!!

Cheerio.....I'm back..Hooray!!!

Linkin Park Kicks Ass

2009-08-06T23:03:00.000-05:00

Linkin Park - New Divide (Official Video) HQ
by wonderful-life1989

The Times...They are a changin'

2009-05-19T08:28:00.003-05:00

So I hear some news...... about investors coming in and that my company's employment worries are over. I'm still skeptical but I have been told that business is moving to the paradise/Bridgeport area, and I'm getting a professional upgrade the likes I have never beared witness to. Air conditioned office, Massive shop, new shop tools, and I get to stay employed. Hells yeah, bring on the change. (NOt your change Obama....I don't like you or your change.)

Dude, That's a fucking Possum!!!!

I have come to the conclusion that Mario Kart Wii is the most cheatin' ass game you will ever play, I just can't fuckin' win at that game.........that's because it was made by the Nazis.

Do you have any Idea how hard it is to pull a transmission out from underneath a truck while it is sitting on the ground..... alone? It sucks ass.

I seriously need to clean my shop up and get it organized for the big move.....I hear its coming in a few short days.... So much for notice huh.

I guess I'm only good at killing things on the Wii. Stick to what you're good at I always say.

I think I want a Koala Bear as a pet....judging by photo #4 It looks like a cute, well domesticated animal......Hopefully it will be good around children.

Back to work.......Yea!!!!!!

I don'y care what anyone says... THE ECONOMY STILL BLOWS!

2009-05-12T12:35:00.002-05:00

Silicone alley is right, Obama isn't great and is not doing a "great Job". My company is barely afloat right now. A little help down south please.

I've got plenty of trucks to work on, but no money for parts........ I'm dying here.

It seems i'm working on getting rid of more trucks than i'm actually repairing....Does that mean i'm slowly cutting my own throat?

I gotta poo

I still want to buy resident evil 5

My minion co-worker is afraid he is the next to get laid-off. I'm doing my damndest to keep him on board.

Speaking of on board, I want a boat.

Go to diamonds in Bridgeport and buy a Sgt. Randy White T-shirt. They are only 10.00 and the money goes to his family......GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BUY A T-SHIRT... NOW. I know the economy sucks, but at least your family still has you......think about that.

Come on Obama, Get off my nuts and fix the damn economy already. People are still without jobs. Isn't that what we elected you for?

I'm beginning to worry about the future here.

But for now it's back to work...

oh yeah....gotta poo first...then work. cheerio.

I've been out of it.....................ok here I am

2009-04-24T07:52:00.002-05:00

It's been a while, I've been busy with a whole bunch of crap lately....but I now have a little free time.

We sent crews to pennsylvania to maintain new wells......so far so good. were still employed.

My work computer CPU shit its guts earlier this week. I had to "frankenstein" a different computer together so I would not lose any of my saved info. I'm using it now.

I got my yard mowed, I haven't mowed it since I bought the House. It was a real nice "ownership feeling. I drank a beer while mowing in the dark......

Work is slow but steady now, I'm using the company shop to help rebuild a company partner's racecar.... It's nice to know I could run a "fallback business" if I needed to.

I've had a "near 300.00 balance with my Matco Dealer for Quite some time now...once it gets over 300 it rolls onto my main account balance. then i'll have to pay on it. I'm desperately trying to avoid that.

Remember to wear your Damn safety goggles.

I want to hit someone really hard........preferably with a big stick.

I found a $4 dollar winning lottery ticket......

I want breakfast........and a hula hoop.

Resident evil the umbrella chronicles blows ass compared to resident evil 4. It's just not the same.

Tracking Zombies is easy and quite fun....stay armed though, or it won't be fun when you find one.

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do..... I prefer Dos Equis." "Stay thirsty my friends."

Bud light with lime is better.

my friend and co-worker's 21st birthday is on may 13th. I need a bottle of tequila.

My tool guy is pressing me to get past the 300 dollar limit.....

"STOP PRESSIN' ME FOOL!"

I gotta work now.... Stay safe and Wear your safety goggles....don't be a dipshit like carol.

Somber Tuesday.......

2009-04-07T07:28:00.002-05:00

Funeral for Sgt. Randy White is at 11 am first Baptist Church Decatur tx. Burial to follow in Weatherford at memory gardens.

Visitation last night was an awe-inspiring sight to say the least. The family was escorted to the funeral home by multiple police agencies. The city of Bridgeport had new Town colors Last night, Not maroon....but RED and BLUE. You can see how greatly he will be missed just by the visitation turned out. GOd bless Sgt White. He's now going 10-41 on his new assignment: Walking the beat in the crime-free wonder of heaven...... A place that is truly deserving of his caliber.

Thank you for all of your service to the citizens of Bridgeport. Your tour of duty in this life has ended, but for the ones you left behind.... we'll continue to fight the good fight in your honor. Godspeed Sgt. White forever #804.

If any of you see a law enforcement officer or medic/EMT, or firefighter running down the streets with lights and sirens...take a moment and say a little prayer for them. You all know what they do...They are the first line of defense keeping you safe. They put themselves in harms way everyday so that you are able to carry out your daily lives worry-free, and at times make the ultimate sacrifice.....Thank them for the job that they do, and thank God that our lord has blessed us with people willing to answer our cries for help, so that they may keep us safe.

Thank you to all emergency personnel, we are endebted to you and cannot thank you enough.

God bless you all...............

And just so you know...

York is in Wise Co. Jail on Captial murder charges, That piece of Garbage just needs to die.

Sgt Randy white you will never be forgotten.......Rest in Peace.

OFFICER DOWN.... God be with you and your family.

2009-04-03T07:48:00.002-05:00

My heart goes out to Sergeant White's family... My thoughts and prayers are with you.
Being A Bridgeport resident, it hits home closely. I do appreciate the tight-knit community that we live in.

The citizens of Bridgeport have lost a great man, and an outstanding officer. Godspeed Sergeant White, may the Lord and his angels watch over you.

Sergeant Randy White, End of Watch: Thursday April 2, 2009.

(To stephen York, In my opinion, you're damn lucky you escaped the way you did, DAMN YOU, I know it might be some comfort to Sergeant White's family to know that he is in heaven continuing his watch, while you; you will soon burn in HELL! You are truly nothing more than a worthless piece of trash. The true scum of Wise county...SHITBAGS LIKE YOU.

A Loving Husband and Father is gone because of you ridiculous actions.....you will Pay Dearly.

Where the HELL have I been, I missed my introduction!

2009-04-01T07:25:00.003-05:00

Damn, I know its been a while but between work and House life, I'm about spent.

Lots of changes at work, lots of people coming, lots of people going......Of course, the douchebags went first.....(stupid bitch..y'all know who I'm talking about.)

I beat the resident evil 4 game, but my zombie killing itch has not been tamed.... I've had thoughts of going to the nearest cemetery and digging someone up just to shoot them while screaming... " fucking zombie bitch.. thought you'd get one over on me huh?"

It's all good though, resident evil 5 just came out.... the only down side... it's not on the nintendo Wii. It's just not the same when you can't move your hands, and actually point at the target to shoot, or actually slash the zombie with your Wii remote like its really a knife.... It's kinda depressing when you think about it.

Thanks for the Concern Landshark.... I don't know what the hell happened but I'm still having those eerie feelings that something bad is coming... but nothing yet...I guess we'll see eventually what it means. But, I do appreciate the con cern....But, Nope, I'm not dead.

Some oilfield companies are to the point of shutting the doors now, and I'll admit we are a little slow here, but the Fleet department has not been busier. Company vehicles getting turned in when people leave, getting fixed up and then re-issued. It makes for a lot of work.

I'm working on something kinda big right now.... really big... let's just say more peas in the pod later on....we'll see how that goes....I let y'all know my progress with that later.

Some drunk bastard tryed to side swipe me on the highway this morning. I calmly cussed him out through my window and flipped him off... he did not look to happy with that. He followed me to work. I got out when I pulled in the driveway and awaited his arrival. When he got there he saw me waiting and just kept going..............Pussy.

Nothing racist here but It seems that the only drunks I find on the roads in broad daylight are hispanic....whats up with that?

Well, thats all for now... I'll post later, I need to scan for new material... but in case you haven't noticed... I'm baaaaaaacck!!! Cherio!

Yep, A long week indeed

2009-03-19T16:34:00.002-05:00

So, a little after 4 monday morning, I finally get my guys back on the road. By then though it was too late to go back to bed. They made it to Pennsylvania, Damn i'm good.

Now sitting here on thursday it seems every vehicle we have is breaking down.

I towed that wrecked truck from last weekend in. It was FUBAR.

Hell yeah, It's porkchop night!!!!!! hooray for porkchops.

I had a car jack fail, The damn truck fell on me. it hurt.

I have had a dark feeling that something bad is going to happen to me. I have had this feeling for about 2 weeks, The one day that I didn't get that feeling; the next day that damn truck fell on me. Now i've got that feeling again. I guess i'll know to stay home when i don't have the feeling anymore.

I'm tired, its home time.

Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered.......(thanks Bob_)

This is f***ed up, I gotta be at work in 4 hours

2009-03-16T01:48:00.003-05:00

So, I get a phone call at 12:15 ths morning, yes, 2 hours ago. I have a Roustabout crew on the way to Pennsylvania, well thay stop at a hole in the wall gas station to fill up. Unfortunately for all parties involved, they fill a DIESEL truck up with 70% ethanol gasoline.... hooray for me.

So I have it arranged for them to get towed to the nearest diesel station, Have them drain the fuel tank, put diesel in said tank, and prime the Chevy Diesel to start..... This is going to be a long damn night. Oh, did I mention that I am in Bridgeport Texas, and they are somewhere close to the Illinois/Indiana border? Yea, Sucks for me, sucks worse for them........ I'll post later and let you know how the saga ends.

A great weekend to a miserable end of week

2009-03-11T07:27:00.002-05:00

This last weekend was great, you know, with nice warm sunny weather.......What the HELL happened?!

Its a terrible morning, the rain just sucks, and the cold isn't any better.

I have a damn cold! the sinus drainage is killing me.

I'm working on me another toyota today.

I'm killing zombie priests on resident evil 4 now, out of the evil village and into a damn castle. still addicted..............more zombie killing posts to follow......

One of my co-workers got rear-ended at like 75 mph monday evening on 199 at the salt creek store...... he got cited for not having a drivers liscence. The dumb-ass that hit him, witnesses say: did not even touch his brakes. The driver of the other vehicle was an illegal immigrant with a mexico I.D. no insurance either. The trooper I hear was hispanic as well, and just let the illegal driver go with a few tickets. Why was he not detained and deported? I'm sorry but in our current fianancial crisis, american citizens need any job that they can get. If these immigrants cant drive or keep insurance like the rest of us, they don't need to be driving on our streets without punishment. But thats just my opinion. comment me and let me know what you think.

time to work.......later.

One more chance thursday

2009-03-10T16:15:00.004-05:00

The Jackie Murphree benefit lunch at the First United Methodist Church in Decatur was today at 11am thru 2pm. If you didn't make it today, be sure you go on Thursday at 11am. Jackies family is raising funds to send Jackie to China for stem cell treatment. Jackie was involved in a car accident with a drunk driver that since Aug 17 2007 has left Jackie in a minimally conscious state. Please support Jackie so she can get the treatment she needs to possibly regain what she lost in that accident.

Thanks for all your support and please: pray for Jackie!

It would piss me off, getting Raped and Murdered for helping people

2009-03-05T11:50:00.003-06:00

SO, these 2 guys blow a tire right in front of my "establishment for conducting business." Anywho I find one of the rummaging around in the yard. So he finally finds me and asks if he could use a Jack to remove said blown tire. Now he was about one of the shadiest, creepy people i've seen in a good long while, but I said that I could help. So, I get a bottle jack and my cordless impact gun and proceed with said creepy man to his truck.
I arrive at the truck and to my suprise (and possible demise) another man comes out of the vehicle.
They stand over me as I remove said blown tire from the vehicle. I keep looking over my shoulder to see if either one of them pulls out a gun or knife. I don't feel like getting shanked today.
Anywho they take the rim and a friend picks them up and escorts them into town to get a new tire.
When they return I go out there and re-install their new tire. They thank me, shake may hand and introduce themselves...........Ones name is Levett, the other is Psycho- psycho gave me his cell number and said if I need a sweet deal on a tattoo, give him a call (its saved in my phone as proof)
The funny thing is.... right before they took off they asked me where the nearest unemployment office is.....Believe me, with what they looked like.....they didn't need to fill out any applications.
and that has been the highlight of my day so far.
I'm hungry......LUNCH TIME!!!!

Weeks almost over...Where's my paycheck?

2009-03-05T07:22:00.002-06:00

I'm already hungry this morning.
I now have to make semi-monthly trips to weatherford for vehicle inspections. This is where a company vehicle would be awesome.
The killer Flu is running rampid around the workplace.
I better not get it. I'd be pissed.
I have a massive antenna hanging 20ft over my house that needs to come down. All the guy wires are broken and i'm afraid that it will fall on my roof.
I need to catch up on a lot of paperwork.
So for some god awful reason, I can't seem to put down the controller for Resident Evil 4 on the WII. It's my heroine so to speak. I'm hooked like a fat kid on a cupcake. Go and get the damn game already. I woke up in the middle of the night with druggie twitches to play.....so I played......then died a few times......got my fix.........and went back to bed. I'm telling you....addicted.
Unfortunately its time to work. Cherio!

This is Madness!....madness?....this is TUESDAY!!!

2009-03-03T15:10:00.002-06:00

So one of our illustrious employees got his liscence revoked and had to park his truck. well, when I received said truck it appeared that the left side of said truck was held together by massive amounts of electrical tape. After surveying hundreds of dollars in damage to said vehicle I get an estimate together and try to begin work on said truck. Now I find out that he got his liscence back and is needed back on the job. I can't give him the truck back in its current condition. So, I gave him the best truck I had to offer, and gave him notice that if I did not get this new truck back in the same condition that I gave it to him, I would pull his spine out his ass, and bludgeon the hell out of him with it. I think I put the fear of god in the poor boy.
Great story though wasn't it? Just thought I'd share. Enjoy your tuesday. and remember keep your vehicle clean and maintained. Or your spine may find itself coming out of your ass. Gracias.

OOOOH....the quickness

2009-03-03T08:10:00.003-06:00

So my boss just stopped me and started griping about why I knew about getting a truck inspected for a week and yet didn't get a purchase order and get the inspection done.....
My cunning, quick, cat-like reflexes kicked in and I hastily responded...." that crew has not been able to get the truck inspected for the last wek because you have kept them out of the yard until after 6pm, therefore all of the inspection establishments we use are closed."
All he said to me was....Thats good enough for me. Oooooh the quickness of me dodging the bullet!
The truck is finally getting inspected today.
I wish Tuesday provided free donuts as well.
I'm debating getting breakfast on my next outing, that is if the wife will approve my spending.
WORK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! bye bye.

Almost home time.

2009-03-02T15:50:00.004-06:00

lets get one thing straight, I'm a god fearing man, but the boat pic is just funny.
Thanks anObiter for the shout out. I'm glad you enjoy.
I tried to walk on water once.......water is slippery though.
I wonder if there are any donuts left in my office.
Close now.... freedom from the cage known as work!
but for now I still have to work. until next time.....good evening...infidels!!!!!!

Resident Evil 4 for Nintendo WII

2009-03-02T09:12:00.002-06:00

The Donuts were good by the way.
So my wife bought Resident Evil 4 for our WII for like 17.00 at game stop.
After figuring out the controls, I have come to learn that it is one of the best games ever.....
I mean come on, who doesn't enjoy kick ass Zombie annihilating mayhem? huh?
I suggest you go and get the game.....NOW. You want to be in tune with your Zombie killing ableness when they actually show up don't you.
Like the poster says. The Z day is coming... Don't be a Loser, be a survivor! GO AND GET A WEAPON!!!

Monday, Another day, another dollar

2009-03-02T08:41:00.003-06:00

Back to the wonderful world of work, where we are all held captive for hours on end....the good news.... A paycheck at the end of the rainbow.
Interesting weekend. I can't wait for warmer weather on weekends.
I have a lot of yard work to do.
You know what monday means to me? FREE DONUTS AT WORK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
I broke my mini-sledgehammer this morning...... I have to barter with my wife when I need new tools.
It's FRIGGIN cold outside.
My desk at work doubles from desk to workbench instantly. right now i have my computer on one end and a broke-down generator leaking oil on the other end.
I like my job, There's good people here now that satan has left.
Toyota parts are expensive.....if your gonna buy a new car take vehicle repair into mind. Domestic cars are cheaper to fix.
I'm seeing a decline in my tool bill......hooray.
More Donuts have just arrived.......Mmmmmm Donuts! Later.

5-0 rumor mill

2009-02-27T06:36:00.002-06:00

So, word on the street and in the rumor mill is that there was a police pursuit (vehicular) recently. The interesting part is that the wise county precinct 1 constable (I think its tom bishop, but not for certain) got involved in the pursuit. Anywho, the suspect wrecked the car and proceeded to run (on foot) and was eventually caught by guess who..... thats right, the constable. As it comes to find out the suspect was a 30 something year old guy. But here is the questionable part: The constable released the 30 something year old to his parents and told the parents that he wouldn't press charges if the parents got the suspect help.
I'm no police officer, but if a 30 something year old ran from me then wrecked on someones property, then fled on foot......I would arrest his ass. It seems to me that the constable is wanting to play cop......In my opinion, if you don't know what the hell you're doing, don't act like you do. It's OK to wing it on somethings, but policework isn't one of them. The suspect is a full-blown legal adult. Why are you releasing him to his parents? The dumb-ass is not in high school. It seems as if though a wrong choice was made in our recent county election. but thats just me talking..........

Humpday hooray

2009-02-25T13:02:00.004-06:00

How many times do I have to say it? Do Not Touch the DAMN wood!
Cupcakes sound good right now.
My new job title puts me in 12+ places at the same time, that's a lot of work.
Yea!!! More broken toyotas.
It's going to be a quiet night at home tonight, The wife is out.
I like our current weather, but when I have to do yardwork over the weekend......POW! arctic blast. Damn texas weather.
First sherlock holmes dies...... then Michael Jackson, I swear the rapture is coming... No Bullshit.
back to work.....bye bye.

Tuesday Night

2009-02-24T18:48:00.002-06:00

We're trying to figure out what to eat for dinner, so far, 30 minutes+ 5 people= no luck with dinner.

I want a cookie

No, I deserve a cookie.

Not a stale cookie.

A good cookie.

Thats all

I'm Back and the Bitch has left the Building

2009-02-24T16:02:00.003-06:00

Sorry I know its been a while, but time flies when you're destroying a Stupid Bitch.

Did I mention that I finally got Her to Quit. Where's my Hero's parade?

Now begins the long process of fixing her long list of screw-ups.

I'd C***-Punt that bitch to the moon if I could.

Cherry Sours are the best candy known to man...no bullshit.

You should check out Anberlin's song "the Feel Good Drag" it kicks ass. I'll try to post the video (if there is one)

One of my co-workers is thinking of buying a house on my street. We can do Barbeques and stuff.

Work related paperwork blows.

So I saw that Ambulance in the Bridgeport cemetery a few weeks ago. Come on guys, as far as the residents of a cemetery are concerned, its a little too late for you to help them. If they are out of their holes in the dirt and walking around, the only medicine is a Shotgun blast to the head. Then politely kick them back in their respective hole.... I SAID POLITELY!!!

The world is a brighter place without that bitch around.

I remember filing my taxes right out of high school and getting a $4.00 return. Now i think "damn, it cost more than $4.00 to print and mail the stupid check." Our government worries me at times.

I'm Hungry

I'm going back to work....

And now a word from Cobra Commander........CHERIO!

Wal-Mart.....

2009-02-04T11:24:00.003-06:00

By the way, Here is your typical Night shift walmart employee.....notice the Zombie-like characteristics?
Okay, I'm really hungry now.

Just another day in paradise.......my Ass!

2009-02-04T11:04:00.003-06:00

The Economic crunch is taking its toll on everyone. My company is laying off people left and right. Then, there are a certain few dumb-asses that did not get layed off, they flat got fired for stupid crap like "insubbordination, and abuse and abandonment of company property. I think any halfway intelligent person would know; right now good paying jobs are few and far between. If you have an issue with work....SUCK IT UP, do your job so you can ensure you have a paycheck, there is always the alternative.....Unemployment. Now, nobody likes a Bum now do they?
What would you do if Gary Busey raped your mother? The thought really creeps me out.
My kid has kept me up since 2 this morning.... I'm really tired.
I got yet another destroyed toyota today to deal with...HOORAY! (sarcasm)
Anybody know how to put music videos on here? I want to listen to some music.
Nip/Tuck is a good show, I suggest you watch it, or rent the previous seasons, FX is in the middle of season 6. Go get it......NOW.
Hav any of you ever seen them old "Perry Mason" re-runs that used to come on T.V. at 3 in the morning, I used to not sleep so I bet I can recite every episode of that damn show.
I got Donuts this morning.
Midnight runs for work are both bothersome and interesting, you never know what you'll come across.
The front of my office is beginning to look like a used Toyota dealership.
I'm hungry, I'll post later.

Mondays Blow

2009-02-02T13:20:00.002-06:00

In case you were wondering, I believe the clown is the father.
I'm really beginning to hate toyotas. You get one fixed and you think you're on top of the world, then 3 more break down. It's like washing a new car, then you get 10 feet from the car wash and, POW! bird shit.
I'm playing salvage company/chop shop today.
The super bowl kicked ass last night. GO Steelers!
On a side note: If I roughed up another person like pittsburg #92 did to the Cardinal in the 4th, I'd go to jail for felonious assault. Anywho, Whoop his ass #92, It's yo house!
My kids got me hooked on "super smash Bros" for the nintendo WII. I get wierd urges to just keep playing. Damn, I'm becoming a Loon.
My wife growled at me yesterday... I ran in fear for my life.
I think my job title may soon change.
Have you ever noticed how Night shift walmart employees wander around the store with stikingly similar characteristics of your typical modern-day Zombie?..... Picture to follow on next posting.
I hate Zombies.
I want donuts.
Time to go back to work.......Cherio>

Granbury

2009-01-30T22:55:00.003-06:00

My company just opened a new office in Granbury.
Did you know that CHEWBACCA lives in granbury? Just thought you should know.
ok i'm tired. Cherio.

Friday! About Damn Time

2009-01-30T15:56:00.002-06:00

My boss is out of town, and I seem to be doing a good job of taking care of the business.
The hounding Bitch is fed up with me, She won't talk to me anymore. Thats not very nice of her.
Driving down Hale street in decatur I saw a funeral home van at a house, the funeral people were carrying a body out of the house at the time i passed by. Thats not the creepy part though, 3 blocks away at the exact same time, another funeral home was at another house collecting another body. I was creepified, is this "The Happening?" or just a bad omen for me. I'm scared, somebody hold me.....
I've been busting my ass to get all my work affairs in order, after 10 hours I believe i'm on top of it.
"Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf kicks ass.
I have a Voodoo coyote skull on my Desk. I say it wards off Evil people so they stay away from my desk. It really works against Hounding Hardcore bitches.
Arby's sounds good.
The movie "300" is a good wholesome family oriented movie, 5 stars by me.
THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!! and to LANDSHARK.........WHOOOOOOO!!
Is it Happy Hour yet?
I was told by a co-worker that told me that the brakes on his truck didn't work on ice........ "well no shit, sherlock. I'm no genious but I don't think ANY brakes work on ice.
By the way, Sherlock Holmes Died in Plano yesterday. Yep sherlock holmes.
I'm juiced, home time.

Hooray Thursday!!

2009-01-29T09:16:00.003-06:00

After 2 Icy days of slowness, I'm back to full swing at the workplace, How about you?
I'm so far behind on paperwork, I need another minion to do my evil bidding or me just so I can catch up.
Have you ever had that feeling that someone is trying to ruin your professional life? I have one Hounding me Hardcore. She is like one of those pesky ducks you see above, trying to rape my ass down.
Stupid bitch has tried, but keeps screwing up. The more she fails, the prettier I look. If you want to get rid of me, you had better try a lot harder than that. Bitch.
I never did get those taquitos.
It's friggin cold outside, and I have to work out in it.
I have a junky diesel heater warming my shop. Its been 4 hours and the inside temp is only 28 degrees. This Blows.
Chicken strips sound good for lunch right about now.
I can eat anyone under the table but won't gain an ounce, wierd.
I think i'm too scrawny, the wife thinks otherwise.
My co-worker just had a baby girl. I got a cigar!!!!! (no not a bubblegum one)
My tool fianance bill is 4 figures isn't that sick? Hey, it makes the paycheck though.
I'm spent. I'm going back to work.

Demotivation...Cheaper than a Dimebag, and more satisfying.

2009-01-28T15:40:00.003-06:00

Stupid people bother me.

From Icy sheet of Death, to Tanning weather in 12 hours. Texas weather is rather annoying.

I never could hold down a Braums cheeseburger for more than 1 hour.

The cost of a car battery is outrageous!

I Love my Wife.

My boss said to me today that "Everyone has a story." I want you to stop and think a minute..... If you have a story, Is yours worth Publishing? At times I think my Story isn't really a story, but more of a Picture book.

I want some Taquitos..... Now.

Tax time is coming, Get your Hyperventilation bags ready!

I love My kids.

Rock music, (if you just listen to the music, not the words) gets you motivated to go do something. Country Music makes you depressed and then lets self-harmful thoughts creep into your head. Damn that country Music.

when my kids want to walk down the street, I have them walk around the nearby cemetery instead. It seems to be the safest place for my kids to walk without getting hit by a damned Loon.

Thats ALL, i'll post later when something else wanders in my head.

So..... How about them Taquitos!